Obtain your meals by any means necessary. Sometimes, you may be stuck in the wilderness for days on end. But since you are a ninja, you look even cooler than our favorite web-slinging hero.Īmbush your enemies by popping out from unexpected places! View the Super Sneaky Ninjas collection on Epic plus over 40,000 of the best books & videos for kids. Bury your common sense deep inside of you, crash through the window, and grab onto a conveniently placed clothesline. The only way to escape is through the window, but you are ten stories above ground. Ninjas use their surroundings! Say you are trapped on the top floor of an apartment. You must master the ninja run! Lean forward, let your arms trail out behind you, and sprint with all the swiftness of a cheetah. When you wish to emerge from hiding, remember how cool it is to be a ninja, and you will return to your kick-butt self. How does it feel to be a simple tree? Focus on these feelings, and then. First, pick an object to hide behind (I am using a tree). I’m sure it will save your life eventually. Learn to shimmy along thin tree branches. Wicked flying kicks are effective, and look sweet at the same time. Punches, kicks, and karate chops are essential for your survival. Ninjas should be able to take down an entire army with just their little toe. Ones infused with poison are best, but it doesn’t really matter - they’re so gross, they can kill someone without additional help. They are helpful for grabbing people’s fingers and picking food off the buffet line. Shurikens? I think yes! If these shooting stars of death are not willing to join your cause, little plates can easily be convinced.Ĭhopsticks are absolutely necessary. A word of advice: don’t smack yourself in the head with them. What is a ninja without their wide range of weapons? Well, still pretty cool, but a full arsenal ups their awesome factor.įind a razor-sharp katana. Black fingerless gloves are a nice touch.ĭon’t forget you mask! This handy infographic gives you step-by-step instructions: A black leather catsuit is your best bet, but if that’s not available, leggings, socks, and a long sleeve shirt will work. Stick with the classic ninja style: all-black clothes and a fabulous mask. But who says I can’t pretend?įollow these simple steps, and you will be well on your way to becoming a kick-butt ninja! Step 1: Look Like a Ninja Sadly, I cannot be a real ninja, as they aren’t really needed anymore. In my book, ninjas are pretty much the epitome of cool. I love drawing them, writing about them, watching shows about them.
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